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Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.
Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again
by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020
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Biker babes

When you and your bestie go doubling on a quad and anytime we hit a bump you need to moan, it's rude and offensive If you don't.
"You guys act like biker babes"

us: "we are"
by dan.iztired October 10, 2021
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Blake Sweeney

The word; "Blake Sweeney" originates from German origin, being believed although not confirmed to be of direct relation to Adolf Hitler. He is commonly known for his intense "yee yee ass haircut" of which he had acquired on the 25/05/2022. A common theme when interacting with Blake Sweeney is that he is "gay"

Gay is a term to describe someone that is shit. If you have ever had the unfortunate chance to interact with Blake Sweeney, you would be well aware of the fact that he is shit.
Person 1: wow, Blake Sweeney is really "Gay"
Person 2: yeah, i have noticed he is also quite "shit"
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: so, about last night...
Person 2: don't sweat it bro, i wont tell anyone.
Person 1: thanks, Im not gay you just reminded me so much of a girl and I-
Person 2: Bro, just drop it.
Person 1: k.
by Barrack obamama May 25, 2022
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Biker Boy Mike

A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.
Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011
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Peak Bike

A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.
Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"

Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"

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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"

Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"
by Yaooo March 10, 2013
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peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.
Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.
by ZippyJack August 7, 2016
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