3 definitions by Barrack obamama
Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ
P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022
The word; "Blake Sweeney" originates from German origin, being believed although not confirmed to be of direct relation to Adolf Hitler. He is commonly known for his intense "yee yee ass haircut" of which he had acquired on the 25/05/2022. A common theme when interacting with Blake Sweeney is that he is "gay"
Gay is a term to describe someone that is shit. If you have ever had the unfortunate chance to interact with Blake Sweeney, you would be well aware of the fact that he is shit.
Gay is a term to describe someone that is shit. If you have ever had the unfortunate chance to interact with Blake Sweeney, you would be well aware of the fact that he is shit.
Person 1: wow, Blake Sweeney is really "Gay"
Person 2: yeah, i have noticed he is also quite "shit"
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: so, about last night...
Person 2: don't sweat it bro, i wont tell anyone.
Person 1: thanks, Im not gay you just reminded me so much of a girl and I-
Person 2: Bro, just drop it.
Person 1: k.
Person 2: yeah, i have noticed he is also quite "shit"
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: so, about last night...
Person 2: don't sweat it bro, i wont tell anyone.
Person 1: thanks, Im not gay you just reminded me so much of a girl and I-
Person 2: Bro, just drop it.
Person 1: k.
by Barrack obamama May 26, 2022
Broskina is a word used to describe someone who is a good enough person to tolerate your massive ego and your audacious attitude towards everything. They will always hang around, even when they don't want to and aren't obligated to do any of it. They provoke jealousy in the people around them and sometimes those people lash out, often making them feel like they aren't worth the credit they got for the things we do.
Broskina is a chance that is often let go and, like most, it is only when that chance slips away when you are begging for another shot at it.
Broskina is a chance that is often let go and, like most, it is only when that chance slips away when you are begging for another shot at it.
by Barrack obamama August 3, 2022