Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 5, 2010

Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.

I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010

Beatchya

Slang term for "beat you." Also referred to as "Win."

Beatchya can be used in multiple forms.

1.) I beatchya to the finish line!!
2.) I'll beatchya ass silly ma fucka!!

by UnderCover.Nerd August 16, 2011

Bleathy

To consume large amounts of crack, on a crack binge. Or large amounts of crack.

Verb: My cousin and I were on a mission, we got bleathied off a half Oz.

Noun: We purchased some bleathy.

by JeffWhite December 9, 2012

bleachin

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"

My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".

by veinteuno February 14, 2014

bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

Blertch

Reaction to something you find totally abhorrent or disgusting

I read the definition of Rainbow Kissing and my throat and stomach went Blertch

by Picklypig July 15, 2016