Black bear

A handsome, genuine young man who gets a lot of ass

Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!

by Anonymousmatt March 4, 2016

Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.

That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.

by branjon April 2, 2008

pedo bear

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.

Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010

bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.

Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!

by foxybrown August 16, 2007

fight a bear

1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.

2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.

1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear

2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear

by Zahio May 2, 2008

Penn Bear

A big hugable bear from Pensylvania. Has a heart as big as a bear

Stevo: Maaaaan, I wanna hug that thang so baadd
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb

by Bear Love April 16, 2011

pouka bear

a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.

Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.

by tonytone407 June 15, 2009