baboonfish

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing

You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!

by Giboo April 10, 2012

banoonacorn

A mythical unicorn-like beast with the normal narwhal-like horn being replaced with a partially eaten banana.

We sat silently in the moonlight and watched the elegant banoonacorn stumble clumsily through the meadow

by ScienceBitch August 10, 2012

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

batoning

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.

As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.

by EC_1974 September 22, 2014

Baboonoids

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

by Euqinimod September 28, 2014

batootay

Another word for booty or butt it's a fancy way of saying booty

Omg look at that batootay

by Fridge1021 July 22, 2015