Baboonoids 

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

Baboonoids by Euqinimod September 28, 2014

Baboonism 

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

Baboonism by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

baboonish 

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

baboonish by Arthur September 28, 2003

Baboonish Lizard 

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.

Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.

Baboonish Lizard by Just in case. April 28, 2013

baboonfish 

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

baboonfish by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Baboonism 

In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it

what is that baboonism

Baboonism by dukefish January 6, 2024