apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012

Apple

Used in North America, to refer to an American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside". It is used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity, similar to terms such as banana and Oreo.

Dancing-Buffalo left the reservation, changed his name to Chris and stopped coming to powwows. He's an apple.

by PCone November 14, 2009

Apple Hater

A person that chooses to diss Apple due to product failure or because the person refuses to conform with apple product buyers (thereby conforming with the hater group). Apple haters dislike the success of the company and attempt to undermine consumers. Generally, they are considered douche bags because they are outspoken about their hate of Apple while most people either use Apple products and enjoy them, or don't really care.

Brad: Dude the ipod sucks! Zune is way better because it actually works.

Josh: Well, if you didn't drop your ipod into water maybe you wouldn't be such an Apple Hater.

by Anonymous1219 March 20, 2011

applaudience

term used in open door theatre invented by an amazing director to refer to when the audience applauds wildly at our amazing show.

these canaan days we sing and dance so we can get applaudience...

by izzie April 10, 2005

apparently

it appears that; as far as one knows; seemingly
apparently
adverb
1. seemingly, outwardly, ostensibly, speciously .

it appears that, allegedly, it seems that, on the face of it, by all accounts, so the story goes, so I'm told Apparently the girls are not amused by the situation.
The deterioration has been caused by an apparently endless recession

by Gobaibhaw September 28, 2013

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

Apple Smash

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015