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Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.
Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
Facebook Angle by The Secks July 31, 2010

knock them ankles loose 

To have intercourse with someone
Bro she bad asf I would knock them ankles loose

Tit Ankles

Tit Ankles is a term created by Donald Glover in an outtake of NBC's Community.
Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!

Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!
Tit Ankles by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012
a gorgeous girl that could have anyone she wants because of her huge and amazing personality she’s very thick like woah and she does not care what people have to say for the most part she’s amazing although she’s quite a rat lover
bro did you see analey?
yes she’s amazing!
analey by rat hater May 17, 2018

thin angle photography 

The type of photos fat women use in their facebook and online dating profiles. A picture taken from above the head at an angle that deceptively hides how massive the cow really is.
Leonard: Hey Josh, look at this chick on e-harmony! She is a real looker! I got a date with her this weekend!

Josh: Nah dude, don't mean to disappoint you, but check the angle of the shot- taken from up-high and to the left... total fatty using thin angle photography to hide the mass. Her face ain't bad though.

bloody right angle 

While receiving a hand job, a girl takes your dick and snaps it forming a right angle. The ultimate combination of pleasure and pain.
My girlfriend gave me a bloody right angle. I had to get the protractor to see if it was legit.