Absterbate

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

abstainal

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

by tstack25 February 17, 2014

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)

I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.

by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

by scuppers July 8, 2020

absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009

Absberg

The rectus abdominis muscle (abs) that are hidden under the belly fat and are yet to emerge. They say only 10% of an iceberg can be seen and the rest is under the water; the same applies to the absberg.

Dude #1: Man, don't drink that much, you're gonna lose your 6 pack!
Dude #2: No. I'll just have an absberg.

by The Immortals (Iman & Simon) April 4, 2011