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The rectus abdominis muscle (abs) that are hidden under the belly fat and are yet to emerge. They say only 10% of an iceberg can be seen and the rest is under the water; the same applies to the absberg.
Dude #1: Man, don't drink that much, you're gonna lose your 6 pack!
Dude #2: No. I'll just have an absberg.
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Abstergo Industries 

A corrupt high-tech company planning to rule the world while a opposing group of assassins try to stop them.
I'm Abstergo Industries employee of the month

See: Assassins Creed
Abstergo Industries by TheSilence November 13, 2011
A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.
That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!
Assberg by mrdoad December 24, 2007

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk
He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.
A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.
Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!
Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.
Asston is an assberger.
assberger by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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