Absberg 

The rectus abdominis muscle (abs) that are hidden under the belly fat and are yet to emerge. They say only 10% of an iceberg can be seen and the rest is under the water; the same applies to the absberg.

Dude #1: Man, don't drink that much, you're gonna lose your 6 pack!
Dude #2: No. I'll just have an absberg.

Absberg by The Immortals (Iman & Simon) April 4, 2011

Abstergo Industries 

A corrupt high-tech company planning to rule the world while a opposing group of assassins try to stop them.

I'm Abstergo Industries employee of the month

See: Assassins Creed

Abstergo Industries by TheSilence November 13, 2011

Assberg 

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

Assberg by mrdoad December 24, 2007

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

asbergers without the berger by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Assberg 

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

absterge the podex by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

assberger by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010