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textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.
You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?
by markspark January 8, 2014
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texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.
I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.
by empyrean February 14, 2014
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textelepathy

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you
"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"
by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014
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Textheimer

Sending a text that auto corrects your words and makes you sound like you've losing your mind.
"I'm worried about Phil, all his messages are textheimer's"
by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015
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texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.
Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.
by really99 May 13, 2014
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Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.
Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.
by princesscassi June 22, 2014
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texhie

Adjective, "Tech-shee": Descriptive term for someone who is like a techie, but more amatuer and prone to misunderstanding their more experienced techie acquaintances.

Someone who is prone to exaggerating their "Techie" credentials and knowledge.
That new guy thinks he is a techie, but instead he is a texhie. He was bragging about how he could share his spreadsheet with his friends on the cloud.
by LostRambler July 4, 2014
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