Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 14, 2007

Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.

"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"

by "ode" February 17, 2006

Spaghetti Bender

Slang term for an Italian like the N word for a black person

These God damn spaghetti Benders are pissing me off

by 2canparty November 22, 2016

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

454 on spaghetti strings

When a girl is very heavy on top like a 454 big block engine but you look at her whole body and she has really skinny legs and no ass.

hey look at that chick over there she looks like a 454 on spaghetti strings!!! haha!!

by burtkeesley07 June 20, 2009

spaghetti junction

That tangle of cables behind your VCR - DVD - stereo - TV.

I wanted to hook up new speakers but got caught up in the spaghetti junction.

by Capn VDO July 15, 2004

Upsetti Spaghetti

When someone is triggered.

Only your mom died, don't be so upsetti spaghetti about it,

by Garroxx October 18, 2016