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public shiting

Where a person shits in public anywhere outside of a public toilet. Sometimes homeless people do it but a lot of people do it because they are tired of society's rules.
John pratices public shiting.
by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010
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Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.
Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!
by Shizaface April 5, 2009
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Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass
Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop
by wpcustoms July 2, 2010
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Shitinder

can be used as a boys name or can be used as a replacement word for cusing. often used by young freshmen girls
"Oh shitinder! I left my book at school."
by little nugget December 19, 2011
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dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018
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bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.
"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."
by Patterdome May 23, 2008
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