Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

by eynal May 9, 2019

schlitzer

a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33

yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.

by jkitty13 December 7, 2010

Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016

AC-Schnitzer

A Short Stubby Incompetent Midget

midget stubby incompetent short

by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Schnitz

A man you can use for everything; pushover; noodle

Did you have fun with your Schnitz last weekend? Yes he bought me a Ferrari and I haven't texted him back.

by badassbarbie April 9, 2018

Van Schnitzel

Smiling assassin that creates mischief.

Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.

See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.

Did you hear what VanSchnitzel got up to last night?
No - but I'd sure like to.

by Giles Smythe May 8, 2003