Definitions by jkitty13

schlitzer

a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33

yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.

schlitzer by jkitty13 December 7, 2010