There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017
Get the The Wing's Systemmug. 
Get the metric systemmug. The slave of the system is any person who works from 1 to 24 hours a day. He can drink, smoke, but he will remain a slave of the system and never get out of it.
Guy 1: Hey dude let's drink!
Guy 2: Sure! But first I need to work.
Guy 1: Yes, me too!
Guy 2: But i'm not a slave of the system .
Guy 1: You are damn right!
Guy 2: Sure! But first I need to work.
Guy 1: Yes, me too!
Guy 2: But i'm not a slave of the system .
Guy 1: You are damn right!
by REALITY! May 17, 2017
Get the Slave of the systemmug. The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...
Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”
Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.
Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”
Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”
Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.
Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”
by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019
Get the respiratory systemmug. by samurai January 29, 2004
Get the system requirementsmug. by weqdefsgh May 14, 2021
Get the hydroponics systemmug. The Number System is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. Each Love, Crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.
For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
Guy to his male friend.
Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.
Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.
by Royann Greenwood June 4, 2016
Get the The Number Systemmug.