St.James 

a town where theres absolutly nothing to do, where half the people there think there black so they walk up to lake avenue in there baggy clothes and have there crew gather in front of matts pizza or the smoke shop to make drug deals or by cigarettes with their fake ids or to ask complete strangers to buy them.or get high in the woods behind moriches park. the other half of st.james is made up of abercrombie preps, goths with the huge ass bondage boots and fishnet sleves, or the emo/punk-like kids. SHS east is basically the same as SHS west yet west is probebly a little less mentally retarted we write a gun threat before halloween for jokes good why to get out of school though. people get warnings and fines because 9 out of every 10 the students there are nicotine addicts, and the usual potheads huddleing together outside smithtown easts's gates passing a bowl around (like thats not obvious enough). since everyone in this town is so "rebelious" they sneek out of ther houses every weekend and meet up with poeple once again behind matts pizza where they all get baked, go home and sleep intil 5 the next day.

emotearsx:yo meet me up town nigg.
gothicmess9:cant im going to the mall with my goth squad
nummba1WANGsta:yo anyone need to pick up?
emotearsx:yeah meet me behind matts pizza
nummba1WANGsta:nahh behing the st.james cafe me and my niggs got causght by the popo last time
emotearsx:mkay
emotearsx:yah come to warped tour with me on monday
darkemogangsta:i cant im gorunded for sneeking out to go smoke
mhmyourgay:wow you guys are fags

St.James by Miikkii July 24, 2008

St.Albert 

A small community by Edmonton hated by all but those who live there. Has one of the highest incomes per capita in Canada and contains spoiled rich kids driving 50,000 dollar cars and wearing 2,000 dollar outfits. The girls are sexy the boy are hot and living a life that resembles something off of The Hills. The party's are crazy full of alcohol, drugs, and sex, and there is one everynight. The parents don't set boundries because they party as hard as their kids. A safe community where a break-in is sure to cause an uproar. As a kid you could easily walk around at three in the morning and feel safe. The second you hit grade 9 the parties, alcohol, drugs, and sex start and daddy's little girl grows up fast. These kids don't have a care in the world, how could you when you have unlimited access to you Dad's bank accounts. Ideal place to grow up if you want to slack off in school, ride around in a beemer, and party all night. The letter recently written by a St.Albert resident, pretty much sums up what they believe in and stand for.

St.Albert:
"his status was accomplished once his friends saw our house and other possessions. It sounds cruel but that is how it is; ask your children, they will tell you."
or
"Let's get smashed today, I'll ask my mom to boot for us, we can take my mercedes."

St.Albert by St.Aer August 5, 2010

St. Paul 

You lazy Bastard, It's Saint Paul.

Up yours too, god, what a whiny twit you are!

St. Paul by kewlmanme123 May 9, 2005

St. Ignatius College Prep 

Although there is an SICP in California, the "sicker" one is in Chicago, Illinois.

Sure, the students have a strict dress code, and could tell other Ignatians from a mile away just by what they're wearing, but that doesn't mean they're awful/cultish people. Do not mistake all Ignatians for dumb kids who get all of their cash from their parents. Sure, some are like that, but many get jobs over the summer to save money for their college funds, to buy Kanye West T-shirts and matching sunglasses, or to buy tickets to Lollapalooza; a weekend concert which takes place every year in the first week of August.
These kids are hard workers, and on top of that, have a good fashion sense.
(well, a lot of them do.)

HINT: you can tell an ignatian from others if they've visited/heard of at least 20 different neighborhoods in Chicago.

StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain (either at Lasalle, Union, or Ogilvie): who are they?
Student 2: let's see here... Birkenstocks, northface, more presentable than the average person... they must be an Ignatian.
StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain: an Ignatian?
Student 2: yes. a person who comes from St. Ignatius College Prep.

St. Ignatius College Prep by know your definitions October 19, 2008

St Lunatics 

The best rappers out there, coming from tha Lou aka St Louis. The group consists of 6 members, (one of which is in jail)the members are:
Slo Down, Kyjuan, Big Lee or Ali, Nelly, Murphy Lee, and City Spud. The groups first album "Free City" went platinum. The St Lunatics rapping skills are rare and unique. the members also have successful solo careers and have realesed solo albums: Nelly- Country Grammar, Nellyville,
Da Derrty Versions.
Ali- Heavy Starch.
Murphy Lee- Murphy's Law.
Kyjuan will be realesing his solo album soon. They also have a number of videos and hits.

Man, Summer in tha City is hot, The St Lunatics are poppin shit man, Poppin

St Lunatics by Julez&BillyBones March 1, 2004

St. Louis Hood Ornament 

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

St. Louis Hood Ornament by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010

St. Louis Catholic School 

A school that somehow got 1# private school in Austin although being the worst pick for such a prize, Being full of thots and hoes this school is just a whorehouse with semi-good girls

St. Louis Catholic School is cool.

St. Louis Catholic School by hong-van liquor April 3, 2019