spleep

Noun describing a very short sleep.

*I fell aspleep during class today.
*Have a spleep before you start work.
*I like spleeping.

by Sara, Sangah, Zenobia. May 2, 2006

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

splendid

a yuppie, beautiful person who think they are the shit.. with their precious face, designer jeans, clean cut image and their "dont touch me attitude"

she was SUCH a splendid.. totally thought she was way too good for that joint last night..

by sypherspy January 6, 2005

splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

by Blorb May 13, 2005

Splendiferous

To be splendidly happy as though you cannot be happier.

I got laid tonight! I'm splendiferous!!@!@

by Dakman September 18, 2005

Spleening

Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.

When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"

by NotStacy July 13, 2009

spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

by RUKind January 8, 2009