quimby

Short for the perfect dump. When an individual takes a dump that is large, perfectly shaped like an "S" and requires no toilet paper at all. A dump that only Oprah Winfrey could be proud of.

I always have a quimby when I eat Grape-Nuts for breakfast.

by Dookie Johnson January 16, 2008

quim spazm

The explosion of ones axe, causing great discomfort but at the same time feels like an orgasm.

Her flaps shook like a weak bridge in a storm, slowly getting more and more loose, she let out a hefty moan as tuna brine spunked out of her wrinkled beef slices. Gita bit her pillow as her moist meaty chunks flew out of her pertruding minge and after shooting through the air. It was then that she realised she just had a quim spazm

by gita 11111 September 27, 2008

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

Baby Quief

A release of air out of a baby's vagina.

Nothing's cuter than a baby quief.

I worked at a daycare for 3 months and you wouldn't believe how many baby quiefs I heard!

That quief was little, like a, like a baby quief!

by pfunk87 September 4, 2010

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005

quim

the cavern beyond the flaps of a
vagina

she had a huge quim
the clit is in the quim

by Captain Chunt December 10, 2002

quim

basic term : pussy (quim)

other terms that mean the same thing : bologna flaps, meat curtains, elephant ear tips, ham hocks, jizz holders, buffalo toes, gash, bacon strips, camel toe, & pen holder

Let me see those elephant ear tips! Whoa! You gotta' set of bacon strips on you girl! Thanks for the quim!

by BAM311 June 23, 2006