(v.) A state where the rim of the rectum contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. This is often followed by the massive power-trips and the collision of body to ground. Recent studies done by scientist Nathan baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald, stealers fans.
Herold Gifferd, AKA "Giffy Gou" states, "I was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. Was running down the hill and i started the phrase"MY NAME IS HEEERRROOLLLL......" and then and their it happend i puckerd.... i felt my rectum tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. It felt as if my recutum tightend on a thousand pieces of glass. I went down like a sack of fat shit (o wait i am one). It took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder
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swedish, bottled chocolate-milk. or an swedish dumbass. but most probably an serious ap that likes 'korv' (see definition of 'korv')
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I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!
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