Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

Paint thinner

fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner

Average bleach fan: "Eyo bro you drink bleach?"
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*

by Paintthinnerenjoyer52 August 29, 2022

Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.

Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.

by Llama llama December 25, 2021