Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.

Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"

by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016

Parsnip

Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.

Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)

by GrimePlex January 2, 2009

Parsnip

When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.

"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"

by ladamian May 24, 2006

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

parsifal

A conservative gay man. A log-cabin republican. One who is prissy, sissy, loves guns, penis and drives a 85 Dodge Truck.

That parsifal sure lives life 'out loud' on the birther boards.

by God#3 March 3, 2010

parse

to leave a spot or place

Let's parse outta here

by natedogg006 May 16, 2006

parsnip

coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat

"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"

by benz1n0 June 18, 2006