parsifal
A conservative gay man. A log-cabin republican. One who is prissy, sissy, loves guns, penis and drives a 85 Dodge Truck.
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parsifan by Donnie Matthews June 27, 2007
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Parsiflange
A surreal or silly situation, a person who excites ones sense of the ridiculous; A bit like a tittybiscuit.
"Ken Dodd is a parsiflange!"
Parsiflange by gloomygurl October 26, 2011
parsifan
1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking
parsifan by Donnie Matthews July 15, 2007
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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