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payeton

A beautiful charismatic lady who is destined for success and a life filled with lots of love and happiness. Payeton brightens every room she enters and makes everyone's day better just by her presence. If your blessed to know Payeton and better yet be a friend of Payeton's then you can consider yourself extremely lucky as you have a very loyal and strong friend who will be by your side through thick and thin and until the very end!
I can't wait to hangout with Payeton today, everytime we get together she makes life seem so much better!
by PartyInParadise930 June 9, 2019
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Hayden Panettiere

1. Perky, bubbly, smiley blonde actress and conclusive proof that good things do come in small packages.

2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).

3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).

4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).
Maybe I'll never get to tap that sweet ass Hayden Panettiere has, but at least she won't let Justin Bieber near it either the way Selena Gomez did.
by Cindylover1969 January 7, 2011
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Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.
DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.
by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006
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Landing Page

A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.
After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010
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palette

She's my buddy, my palette.
by 2006 Definitions September 22, 2006
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page 259

The photo of a sexy man in a commonly-used math book
Martha: Would you take a look at that page 259! Damn, he is FINE!
Betty: Mmm, give me some of that!
by M.Lester December 5, 2007
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Addison rea fan page

annoying little girls who think Addison rea will notice them
by Shegeo02 December 3, 2020
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