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• sexy elf milf. her honkers are planets and her thicc thighs save lives. certified men hater with a harem of five.

also tortured the god of wet but we dont talk about that, the god of wet can suck my ass
"patiently waiting for pageto to dominate me"
Pageto by gummi.frogqi November 20, 2021
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paget-cuteness 

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.
Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.
paget-cuteness by LT_who? January 26, 2011

Paget Brewster 

Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?
Yeah, Paget Brewster plays the best Agent!
Paget Brewster by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015

Paeton Hughes 

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...
Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.
What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.
Paeton by WQA August 6, 2011

PagePopping 

Anyone who reads facebook pages without ever leaving a comment, it is a electronic form of spying on one's Internet actions.
I've been pagepopping my boyfriend's facebook page to see who he's been talking to!
PagePopping by KaseyK March 17, 2010

Paget Brewster 

the ceo of pointing at stuff in pictures on instagram
Paget Brewster is the queen of the phrase one finger, two words.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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