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A beautiful charismatic lady who is destined for success and a life filled with lots of love and happiness. Payeton brightens every room she enters and makes everyone's day better just by her presence. If your blessed to know Payeton and better yet be a friend of Payeton's then you can consider yourself extremely lucky as you have a very loyal and strong friend who will be by your side through thick and thin and until the very end!
I can't wait to hangout with Payeton today, everytime we get together she makes life seem so much better!
payeton by PartyInParadise930 June 9, 2019
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paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019

Sean Payton'd 

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018

Payton Moormeier

Payton Moormeier is a very cute boy

payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)
payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)

Payton Moormeier

He's cute, writes music, loves his fans, is athletic, loves animals, likes his friends and is all around perfect.
Payton Moormeier is so cute

Of course, he is who would hate him
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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