two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

Uncle Nobhead

A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.

I wish uncle nobhead would teach us something rather than sit on his IPhone with a boner

by GeographyRot September 20, 2010

Space Nobber

One who nobbs, part. in space.

"Fucking space nobber needs to learn how to play the game."

by Stabby the Narwhal November 7, 2012

Hob Nobbler

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.

"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "

by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Nobberigine

A person from Nobber, or of Nobber decent

No known examples at the current time, a rare specimen

by Slim November 14, 2004

Nobhead

An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.

Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P

Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!

A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."

by Notorious N.O.B. September 6, 2013