nobber 

someone that has just done something really stupid

Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber

nobber by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004

Nobber 

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

Nobber by Wazza101 February 3, 2012

Nobber 

This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.

You absolute f***ing nobber

Nobber by Daisy December 9, 2003

nobber 

Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick

What the fuck was the nobber playing at

nobber by jim jimlyjimson June 13, 2007

nobber 

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

nobber by Col April 23, 2004

Nobber 

a shortened version of the word 'nobhead' used in the east midlands originated from burton-on-trent

Jim: Oi, mayte. You're a fucking nobber!

Nobber by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

nobber 

Oral sex given by a female to a male. Also- Nob Job, Nob Slobbin', Slobin' the Nob.

She gave me a nobber. or I just got a Nob Job.

nobber by Me. December 7, 2002