An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 January 19, 2012
This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.
by Daisy December 09, 2003
by Loulamoth July 17, 2009
Someone who has had a bad relationship experience in the past and choses to dwell on the negative aspects of life rather than move on.
by Nat S April 18, 2014
by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004
Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick
What the fuck was the nobber playing at
by jim jimlyjimson May 25, 2007
What did you do that for? You nobber.
by Col April 23, 2004