Mainstream Music

Noise that should not be referred to as music
Jessica: Eh mah gawd Lizzie, the bestest genre is totally mainstream music, cause it is so effing awesome.
Lizzie: Eh mah gawd, me too! Lady Gaga's new CD is effing awesome.
by Old Soul July 01, 2009
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pop music

Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.
Don’t you just love pop music artists such as Britney Spears?
by D.B. Cooper January 08, 2004
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pop music

the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political\religious\profane because the people that make it have no balls
man MTV's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk
by ike November 15, 2003
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music kink

It's like, you get turned on by listening to some songs.
"I think I may have a music kink."
by Very fucking unfortunate January 10, 2018
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Chav Music

An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
There are two types:

1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).

2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
Example of Type 2 chav music:

#Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom#

Chav: This is like, so original.
by cuuldude July 28, 2009
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Bad music

Dumb girl: Like omg! I was just listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber!
Smart girl: You listen to bad music all day, you're such a teeny bopper.
by pancakes taste good September 28, 2010
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real music

A term used by many people who get opinion confused with fact. Mostly used when a person has an extreme dislike for a certain type of music or song. Thus, causing extreme ignorance making them believe that their opinions dominate everyone elses, by using the term "real music".
Guy: That crap you listen to aint real music!

Me: Go learn what "opinion" means dumbass and then we can talk about music.
by danhty15 September 16, 2011
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