Murple

a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.

"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.

by i kill you now January 22, 2009

Marblehead

A coastal town in Massachusetts notorious for rude residents, snobby yuppies, bad drivers, and very expensive everything. Marblehead has a reputation for having a very large teen drinking problem, often stinking of mary jane, a lousy school system, and roving gangs of foul-mouthed 11 year olds. Upon entering Marblehead, you'll notice the town attractions including: Not being able to park anywhere, your car being vandalized, 9 year olds bumming for tobacco, 15 year olds harrassing you outside of 7/11, and the summer Arts Festival in July. If you are interested in visiting Marblehead, please stick your head in a sandbox and take a deep breath in. You will be spared the horrible nightmare that is Marblehead.

People will willingly hit kids on bikes and laugh about it. It happens regularly.

Also, the same (x) amount of families have lived there for ever, and hardly anyone goes in or out. Marblehead is an inbred hick-town disguised as a upper-middle class suburb.

And yes, there are also a large number of unreported incest cases.

by TheMheadMagician May 29, 2011

Mumble Fucker

Someone who criticises you for mumbling but in fact mumbles themselves

1*mumbles*"stop mumbling, it's really annoying
2"what?"
1*mumbles*"you keep mumbling all the time!"
2"mumble fucker"

by clarkyboi May 7, 2009

marbles

1. Noun. Crack cocaine. See also: base, chips, crack.

Tariq rolls marbles in the park.

by Big L February 17, 2004

mumble fish

someone who you can't understand what the hell they are saying due to the fact that there is an obious problem with their willy shaped mouth

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

marble pop

Female flatulation that rolls forward across the vaginal area, often emitting a popping sound

As I witnessed the bubble roll up her crotch, I realiized"it must be a marble pop!"

by mateotornado June 8, 2009