Definitions by clarkyboi

Dragon Farts

When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound

*trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds of chairs being dragged about* Damn Dragon Farts!

Someone who criticises you for mumbling but in fact mumbles themselves

1*mumbles*"stop mumbling, it's really annoying
2"what?"
1*mumbles*"you keep mumbling all the time!"
2"mumble fucker"