moan

boring, not fun

Wow, that party was a complete moan.

-Did you do your paper?
-Nah man, i moaned it.

by funnnnyyy December 9, 2008

moaner

One who aroused when thinking of their mother. A combo of the words mother and boaner. Can usually be brought on even after the arousal by just mention the name of ones mother.

When getting aroused his girlfriend said his mothers name sending the thoughts he had out of his head and straight to his mother, thus creating a moaner.

by Robert18 December 15, 2008

moaning michael

Moaning Michael is a term most commonly used by small, elderly woman on one-day shopping trips when their grandaughters want to go, or used by infested 17 year old blonde boys.

Christopher; "So who's been a moaning michael tonight?"
Sam&Rachael; "It's day time!"
Christopher; "Aye I noticed..."
Rachael; "MY EYEEEEEEEEE!"

by sam&rachael March 16, 2008

Mohan

A lazy ass dude who may be good at one thing but is horrible at the rest. For example he could be good at riding a bike but bad at riding a dick

Dude he is such a mohan

by Onelazyassegg April 26, 2019

Mohaned

wallah this guy talks too much chamak level 15 wahad look this dub khaneeth what will he do. sah buzz ya rayal fix ya rayal. 300 red report wallah too much

"He's been suspended so many times, why hasn't he been expelled?"
"Because he's local man, you can't expel Mohaned"

by THECYKA June 6, 2018

mohang

The large disgusting second toe that is way longer than the big toe.

Reese Witherspoon's feet.

by Jeffy Rohr November 11, 2003

Moan and Cry day

Moan and Cry day always falls on November 1st, the day after Halloween. Moan and Cry day is a celebration of moaning in pain and crying because you are WAY too much fucking candy (or drank to much at a party) on Halloween.

Chad: "YOOO DUDE! The Bros are comin over for Moan and Cry day, u comin?
Kyle: FUCK YAH BRO!

by Isurmomgay? November 1, 2019