by driver_im8 June 13, 2009
Get the little mermaid mug.a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006
Get the angry mermaid mug.Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.
Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"
by pale fire October 15, 2008
Get the Mermaid mug.A euhpamism for vagina.
"For real bro, she just pulls 'em off and her marmaduke was all shaved and shit. I tore it up."
"Come on girl.. Lemme see that dirty marmaduke.."
"Come on girl.. Lemme see that dirty marmaduke.."
by d.blaze February 25, 2003
Get the marmaduke mug.A guessing game, very similar to I Spy, played by hippies while under the influence of random substances (most likely marijuana).
The item that you're guessing is called the marmaduke.
If you can't guess what it is and give up, or if someone else figures it out before you, then you just got marmaduked ...bitch.
The item that you're guessing is called the marmaduke.
If you can't guess what it is and give up, or if someone else figures it out before you, then you just got marmaduked ...bitch.
by kay bee November 4, 2004
Get the marmaduke mug.When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003
Get the Scottish Mermaid mug.a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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