Mormaun

The founding father of the Mormaneese people, but ruthless dictator. Forcing his cult to surpress there desires for such fruits of life as Coke, Coffee, and Sex. Mormaun has also made a manditory 3 hour cult meeting weekly usually on sundays. The Mormaneese are based in Utah primarly but have branched all through the US.

All praise be to Mormaun.

by Father Fulton December 9, 2003

Mormaun

The leader of the morman cult founded in 1976. Dictator and tyrant of the Mormanese people.

The highest echelon of Mormanism and it's followers. Anwer to him or dont answer at all

You better shut yo mouf or that foo Mormaun finna fet up in you

by Euguene December 5, 2003

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

Morman

A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.

The mormans are here again!

by CrystalCheese May 26, 2018

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

mormantrum

When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.

Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.

Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!

Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.

by BishopNobody July 1, 2019

Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.

"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009