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Anti Puss Magnet

Somone who can't get laid and trys so hard but eventualy makes his friends not get laid either. He is known as a Cock Blocker, you try to get with a ladie for the night but all he does is complain and makes you feel like a total idiot for having him around you. He is not considered a gentlemen at all and is only considered a cock blocking no good Pussy Magnet. If you have a friend that is like this do not bring him to partys,dances,bars,restraunts,weddings, and for that matter even church, unless you are not looking for any puss then you can bring him just becuase it will be hilarious.
You go over fat 32s house for the night and get 3 nice ladies over and get hammered with them and right when you and fat 32 both got a nice hot pussy in front of you and ready to stick it in them... KNOCK KNOCK guess who? It is your cock blocking friend that can't even get laid from the cum dumpster, and he comes in and starts yelling words and sentences like "Bros before ho's, lets get wasted, wanna do some coke" then the girls get off you and say that they have to go, So remember kids if you have a Anti Puss Magnet friend that hangs out with you all the time, make sure to lock the doors and don't answer them and for that matter just tell him/her that you are gone camping for the weekend.
by Fat 32 May 1, 2008
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magnetic lessons

Lesson plans on magnetic paper to display on a white board to make teaching easy and fun for the students. Also referred to as interactive lessons.
Dr. Hill used his magnetic lessons to teach the science class about the earth's layers.
by backstopbob June 11, 2006
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mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.
Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!
by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009
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Magnet Mafia

Denver, Colorado based street art collective using magnets as the sole method to apply their art in public places. Because magnets are temporary and non-destructive to property, the 'Mafia' has been able to bypass many of the legal troubles associated with more permanent forms of street art and graffiti. With the help of friends, artists, and other organizations, the 'Mafia' shares art with the public, locally, nationally, and internationally.

Any magnetic surface (steel, iron, tin) is fair game, most street and traffic signs are aluminum which is not magnetic.

The Magnet Mafia was founded in the spring of 2006.
The Magnet Mafia decorates the streets of Denver with art on magnets.
by 8CH October 23, 2011
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Muglet

A fat ugly chode who is extremely dumb and gets bad grades in school .
Look at that muglet.
by Rugg November 21, 2017
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cunt magnet

a person who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag while at the same time attracting women.
by fat fury February 16, 2010
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Thunder Mallet

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.
by Tinyradman May 26, 2018
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