Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.
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A Maggie is a very special girl. When she has a hobby, she melts into her art. She has an insane work ethic and seems to be flawless at everything she does. Literally. Maggies are usually popular due to this fact, but also not popular at the same time? She’s well known, happy and super funny. She will make you laugh until you feel the need to pee. Maggies are so pretty but don’t feel like they are. It’s very weird because they are STUNNING. She can get her emotions hurt easily, but she won’t tell you because she doesn’t want you to feel bad. So you should always always always make it very clear that you love her and would never hurt her in that way. She will become your best friend very quickly. Maggies are just like that. She is an amazing friend, but sensitive at heart. She reads people very well so you CANNOT hide your emotions from her. Maggie will always understand your emotions. No matter how weird, or crazy, she will support you. She’s the friend you run to when literally ANYTHING happens. Whether you’re sad, angry, or scared, you will feel the need to tell her anything. And she keeps it all a secret. Everyone should have a Maggie. Maggie is the best friend ever.
Dude 1: Maggie is so chopped
Dude 2: What do you mean she literally has photo shoots every single month. Nobody wants to look at your ugly ahh. You deformed discombobulated society reject.
Dude 1: I’m sorry bro
Dude 2: What do you mean she literally has photo shoots every single month. Nobody wants to look at your ugly ahh. You deformed discombobulated society reject.
Dude 1: I’m sorry bro
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Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
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