MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

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Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!

When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.

by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006

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MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.

Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.

by huntersapussy February 25, 2011

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Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

by 00Dave October 1, 2011

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