Masive

A term used to describe how a immensly small a object can be.

Bill: I have a MASIVE cock!

Ted:Bill's also the kind of person who, having noticed i have tiny hands and feet, decided I probably have a small cock too. When I (obviously) didn't rebutt it with the claim that my cock is in fact masive.

by Putthelotioninthebasket89 January 16, 2009

massively zeke

something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.

Man, that new MMORPG is massively zeke!

by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009

Marsive

A more discreet way to comment on the large size of a backside. Combining the words massive and arse. Pronounced M arse ive

Look at that it so marsive you can see it from the front

by jamz buck November 8, 2014

Small Heath Mossive

A squad of people who love the Sesh and are massive creatures they are hard as fuck and can never be stopped!. They tend to spend their spare time doing drugs or lurking at Planet

Don’t fuck with the Small Heath Mossive

by Roundy the Creature April 15, 2019

Massiv Fagget!

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.

Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?

Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.

Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.

by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

Massiver

When things are bigger than massive. I.e Massiver

Holly Willybooby has massive tits but when she is pregnant they are much massiver.

by the brown avenger November 4, 2011

massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!

she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.

my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!

need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!

russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!

by michael foolsley November 4, 2011