Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018

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Panty Liner

A guy who lines his pants with crap, because he shits himself every time he's scared.

That Jester is such a Panty Liner.

by Arcca-Daton December 19, 2009

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linden

derived from 1970s baseball players, spelt backwards "nednil"
used when someone makes an amazing hit.

a term used to describe an idiot

oh my you jus did a linden

you fucking linden nednil

by ismael66666 September 10, 2006

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Lindenhurst High School

One of the greatest high schools on Long Island's south shore, Lindenhurst High School has an incredible Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officer's Training Corps (MCJROTC) which serves to provide discipline while teaching Leadership to individuals.

Lindenhurst High School Students in the MCJROTC program participated in a Drill Competition at SUNY Maritime College.

by AriRuti January 14, 2010

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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

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