Skip to main content

Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017
mugGet the Keyboard scientist mug.

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.
"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"
by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017
mugGet the Keyboard Kids mug.
Related Words

Keyboard Supermodel

A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.
That jerk is a keyboard supermodel...he talks a lot of crap, but his profile picture says it all.
by Essie123 August 16, 2018
mugGet the Keyboard Supermodel mug.

keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
mugGet the keybord alpha mug.

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.
I am keyboard catting and am new to FiveM.
by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019
mugGet the Keyboard Catting mug.

kekosis

Kenosis (emptying oneself so that Gpod works through you) combined with taking the white pill (being woke but optimistic).
To become a Chad Nobody you must first achieve Kekosis.

"What is a Chad Nobody?"

A hero that gives up his ego and online identity so that he can fight evil with greater force and agility.
by Chad Nobody August 31, 2019
mugGet the kekosis mug.

KEYBOURNE

Keybourne

Jovial, hard working , independent, self motivation, perfectionist a good husband/boyfriend.

Very stubborn and loves to experience things on his own. He is quite most of the time, very observant and a very fast learner that is easy going , kind person.

A very loyal person that is strong and short in height. Doesn't like crowd but enjoys entertainment. Loves music. Not a smoker or a drinker. He is a very positive person that gives alot of chances to people who deceives him. Very soft hearted loves his children and his partner. A man that will never have sons. He is so kind and so happy to help people without expecting anything in return than knowing that he had made a change in someone's life.

He is also very responsible, dedicated, enjoys a challenge and likes to be in activities that will push him to his limits.
Hey your Keybourne and not a Keyboard
by Keybourne September 10, 2019
mugGet the KEYBOURNE mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email