Philadelphia Barn Burner

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.

After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005

Leo Barnes/Frank Grillo

This man is the sexiest dilf alive and the most badass man apart of two of the purge movies. I would let this man rearrange my organs and step on my neck, He’s the only man I would call daddy in the bedroom <3 He is also known for many of his other acting roles. Btw he looks like he has a big one too 😳 if you know what I mean ;)

Person 1: hey bestie did you see the Purge Anarchy/Election year?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Who’s your favorite character?
Person 2: that one hot sexy dilf Leo Barnes/Frank Grillo 😏🥵😫🤤
Person 1: OMG LEO BARNES IS MY FAV TOO!!!😜

by Frank Grillo Stan <3 July 25, 2021

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005

bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

Goes like a barn door in a storm

Is sexually very energetic and enjoys sex + + +. Think of a barn door banging away in a storm and you will get the picture. Used in reference to the female sex ie

How is Debs in bed?
She goes like a barn door in a storm ;)))
You lucky bugger!

by minerva1961 February 28, 2011

back yard barn yard fuckfest

To have sex with everything and anything you could possibly find on a farm. Wile having sexual intercourse with said creature. Generally occurs in Alabama and other states of the same nature.

In Alabama they take part in back yard barn yard fuckfest

by fatty shatty November 19, 2014