human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.

I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.

by Bvig33 February 14, 2014

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.

"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."

by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014

lesser human

you david

David you fucking lesser human

by the moungrule April 24, 2018

human cake

A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.

The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.

Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!

by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020

kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.

You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.

by Spring13 May 24, 2017

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011