holy bartender 

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

holy bartender by scornflakes October 10, 2005

Holy Muff 

More Descrete way of saying "Holy Fuck"

Holy Muff that shit is leet!

Holy Muff by Kooby May 27, 2005

Holy Duck

When someone types Holy Fuck in thier iPhone and it auto corrects to Holy Duck

Holy Duck, that's ducking stupid

Holy Duck by JCarfagno December 23, 2008

HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

HOLY TITS! by admiralcrunchycrunch January 2, 2009

Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

To be completely baffled and yell "holy fucking", but then make up a random long word reminiscent of how the alphabet would sound if you said it as one long, big, distraught word.

Guy 1: Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Guy 2: What, what's wrong?

Guy 1: That's one big shark

Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by Old School Scissors October 10, 2009

holy shit man 

when you get mad

wesley - you threw soup on my shoes holy shit man

holy shit man by yazmine the bitch February 29, 2016

Holy father

Holy father : Take in the name of Christ!!

Kid:NO FATHER NOOOOO IT HURTS.

Holy father :Oh God I’m filling with my Holy Spirit

Basically A Child predator

The holy father at my church Touched me

Holy father by Wtf is this August 27, 2018