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silly goober

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.
"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024
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goober

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.
by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022
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Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022
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Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017
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Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.
-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.
by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022
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Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers
by Gucci goober October 31, 2019
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Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities
“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”
by Richle February 5, 2024
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