GoatSmoker

1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.

Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?

No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...

No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!

He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!

by RandomChic February 4, 2010

goatsy

goat-like, similar to a goat

Wow, that person looks really goatsy.

by gogogogoatsy January 27, 2021

Goats

Are original, primo members of the Gotei Jussan Clan. These being; BigAnjoe, OldManZangetsu, Mr Muffins, DaUnholy1 and kogosamaru.

Us Goats are the only reason this thread is still active.

by BigAnjoe January 20, 2009

Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.

Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.

by KappaTango July 6, 2011

goatheaded

Drunk or high; wasted.

"Jane drank a whole six-pack by herself last night and got a little goatheaded."

by Whitters January 21, 2005

totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Peruvian goats

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit

GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin

by Taylor May 8, 2003