GoatSmoker 

1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.

Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?

No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...

No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!

He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!

GoatSmoker by RandomChic February 4, 2010

goatmaker 

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.

Aww fuck off you goatmaker!

goatmaker by dark0dave April 13, 2008

Goatsucker 

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

Goatsucker by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

goatchoker 

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

goatchoker by Sally mae March 6, 2003