Chocolate Fondue

The act of shitting in your partners mouth, after which your partner sucks on the penis. Leaving a shit covered dick.

Man, your sister is one crazy bitch, she chocolate fondue'd mah cock.

by Pollex October 8, 2008

fondle-cong

Term of endearment for a male friend.

Girl to guy: "Hey fondle-cong, I love you. Now let's go get drunk"

by fivefingerslap December 6, 2006

fondant

fiddle wit your girlfriend

i wanna fondant wit u baby

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

think of you fondly

In all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the English Language...right up there with "all the same to me if you were never born"

Husband: "I miss you honey"
Wife: "oh yeah, I think of you fondly"

by Poobunny May 29, 2016

Chocolate fondue

When while having sex, one partner opens the other's buttcheeks and begins to suck on the anus. He/She sucks until the diarrhea fills the sucker's mouth. The sucker then smiles and pushes the liquid shit through his/her teeth using his/her tongue.

Bob: We had chocolate fondue.
Joe: With strawberries or marshmallows.
Bob: No silly! With diarrhea!
Joe: ...fun...

by Tha Lithpy Mathta April 8, 2010

Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017

Fondul

Fondul is a mad 5 year old chick who throws crazy partys where haggard passes out and hates when people say word.

Yo check out fonduls party i thik haggard died

Haggard: Word!
Fondul: quit saying word ill kill you

by Frank Lucisano December 4, 2004