google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 11, 2007

Tongue Fu

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.

He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

yuk fu

Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting.

"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

kung fu club

Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.

Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)

by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008

kung-fu for jesus

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

by mofojimbo August 2, 2009

Kung-Fu Kazoo

Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".

Cristiano Ronaldo:

Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?

Brad Pitt:

Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!

by Anonymously Chill December 8, 2009

uk fu

this word is a work friendly way of sayin fuck you!

does it need further use? uk fu if ya dont get it!

by dirty irish lad February 3, 2010