"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I asked him if he wanted a piece of gum and he said no. I said your breath stinks, if I had any gum that came in dick flavor I bet you would shove five pieces in your mouth at once. He laughed and said "wow, your Yuk Fu is strong! That was good!"