Flunder

A cross over between the word fluke and blunder to display you know you really messed up.

That was a total flunder. Now I'll never get my teacher's respect.

by Cliffenator October 11, 2017

flunder

A combination of the words flounder and blunder. To make daily mistakes without learning anything from your prior actions and mode of uncomfortability. A repetitive nature to be a fuck up.

I refuse to give birth due to the fact that I would have to watch them flunder around for the rest of my life.

by CJ P July 28, 2006

FLIDIOT

FLIDIOT (flid-ee-ot) n. A person who asks for something to be passed to them when they are capable of reaching it on their own, as if their arms are too short.

For example ; "pass the salt please". "get it yourself you flidiot"

by wotif777 August 2, 2007

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

fludal

To lightly smack another person multiple times with the back of your hand under their chin. Started from drinking with friends in Southern California.

Wes tried to fludal Pat, but Pat punched Wes.

by Icebear April 8, 2005

FLID

stands for fucking long island douchebag

There are a lot of flids in ZBT

by ilikecake99 November 28, 2016

The Flaid

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.

Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?

by Shwany December 29, 2008